About
Me, Cousin Elmer
(a fictitious character)
"In my
opinion, all politicians are basically bottom feeders. I have always
considered myself a "conservative independent" and reserve the right to
support national & local policies based on the principles of
moral values, free enterprise, limited government,
individual freedom, traditional American values,
fair taxation, and a strong national defense."
About "The Outhouse - from Cousin Elmer's point
of view..."
The opinions express here are just that,
opinions, and are for entertainment only. Cousin Elmer's
intended audience is Cousin Elmer, the rest of us are just visiting him in
his little world while he ciphers to himself. Cousin Elmer is a strong
believer in that when something needs to be said, you say it and if it don't
need to be said, well, then you keep your mouth shut and pass the potatoes.
We have all come to accept his logic. It sure does cut to the chase when
someone breaks wind around here; however, it makes Cousin Elmer a fairly
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2008
Presidential Election
I am
becoming more and more uninterested in this election everyday. No one
is discussing what needs to be done about the IRS, or Social Security or the
national budget.
Pretty amazing that it has all boiled down
to these three, isn't it? This is a absolute failure of the two party
system. One day, this country is going to wake up and elect a
president based on merit, not party affiliation. For now, we'll all
continue marching in the lemming line and vote for the ones that have the
most money to spend on marketing their " I ain't never been caught, yet
" platform.
Barring any further revelations coming to
light, I know who I would vote for today, but that don't mean I have to be
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Ignorance Begets Ignorance
Given
adequate time, all self-righteous hypocritical people are justly and fairly
rewarded for their lack of decency. These people
are not capable of recognizing right from wrong, which is a true measure of
their
arrogant ignorance. The
root cause can usually be traced back to a
childhood
of similar parenting traits, which unfortunately
means idiots keep breeding idiots.
I believe these intellectually challenged folks should be required by law to
be neutered or spayed and have "IDIOT" tattooed on their forehead so the
rest of us can avoid wasting time dealing with them.
Note: The inspiration
for this opinion was derived from my interpretations of the maternal
genealogical history of a family of "hicks"
that live a short distance southeast of Birmingham, Alabama. A true
"poster child" family of ignorance, they have perpetuated for several
generations resulting in offspring that lie and steal in all aspect of life
while holding a bible in their hand. Even their closest relatives find
their self-serving conduct appalling and commonly refer to them as "a family
of thieving vultures that could never be trusted". The abundance of
ignorance they have amassed can only be equaled by their self-righteous
hypocrisy.
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Cousin Elmer
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